even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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