Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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