found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize