Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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