you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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