That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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