used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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