It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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