Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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