The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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