Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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