***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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