Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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