love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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