Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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