Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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