you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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