is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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