I wish I could punch you in the face.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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