i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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