I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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