The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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