We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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