there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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