you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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