I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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