i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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