I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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