that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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