Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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