yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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