so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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