i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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