i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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