There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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