i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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