come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize