TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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