Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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