i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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