My nipple is on Facebook.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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