I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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