ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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