We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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