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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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