i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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