ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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