There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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