Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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