This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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